Cracking the Group

Posted on 28. Sep, 2009 by Oliver Van Peeples.

Dear Purrr-seekers & Whisker Cleaners:
Everyone’s got a winning tool…you just need to figure out what yours is!
-HBO’s ‘Hung’
In this week’s lesson, I am going to teach you how to break into a group of cougars, and make off with (or make out with as the case may be) the one you want.  The procedure we [...]

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Close Call at a CVS

Posted on 05. Feb, 2007 by K. Armadilla.

Gentlemen,
I confess I’ve been harboring a secret shame, one that’s been there ever since brother Roblinsky asked me to join the ranks of this blog.  You see, having never hunted cougar, nay, having never even caught the scent of one of these rare beasts, having been, for that matter, woefully ignorant as to what the [...]

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