Dress To Impress: the Magic Item Theory

Posted on 12. Mar, 2007 by Oliver Van Peeples.

Listen Up, my Dear Fellow Coug-Crazy Men:
Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm!! We’ve all gotten that little voice in our head when we’re out in a nice lounge, sipping a manhattan, a glass of champagne, or even a RBV (if anyone asks, say it’s a GGG–a ginger grey goose.  I have no idea what that tastes like (shit?) but since [...]

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When you can’t find a Cougar

Posted on 01. Mar, 2007 by John Roblinsky.

Let’s say you’re out trollin for cougars—or any woman—but you come up short.  Even your boys here at HC admit that it happens to all of us much more than we like.  You had high hopes for the night, especially after reading the Bible, but no cougars pounced.  You even tried playin a wolf and [...]

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Trinke Liebe. Trinke schnell.

Posted on 27. Feb, 2007 by Elias Boston.

Jaeger’s back with a brand neue jam.

There are times when sipping is right. A sweet glass of Pinot Noir to complement your beefsteak. Receiving Holy Communion from Father O’Pheelmeup. And then there are times when sipping will get you an ass-whipping faster than Marilyn Chambers in Babysitter 15: The Case of the Anal Abacus Beads. [...]

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Cupping it with both hands

Posted on 20. Feb, 2007 by Elias Boston.

Turn heads and more with a custom chalice

Weed-brownies. Flunking midterms. Busting ass on the finals. Perky underclassmen love cones.  And the reason you lived another week, the college house party. The kind where everyone walks around the house with the same goddamned red SOLO cups. Then you see that one dude with the glass mug [...]

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Age is Just a Number

Posted on 15. Feb, 2007 by Rocky McGuillicutty.

I always thought that obtaining my first pelt would be a cause for celebration.  A toast of the finest scotch at a local watering hole with all my fellow hunter friends, high fives, lots of smiles, and endless stories all night long.  But that couldn’t be further from the truth.  This memory is going deep, [...]

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Crazy Water Takes 'Being Crunked' to a New Level

Posted on 12. Feb, 2007 by John Roblinsky.

“Crazy Water” is a simple drink that goes by many names: Fight Juice. Ecto Wrecker. Garden Jam. Fountain of Youth. Wibble Wobble. ‘Nocerous Nectar.
The ingredients are simple and a quick googling reveals that there are other daring souls out there who have tried the same concoction.  Crazy Water is an excellent drink for Saturday [...]

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One Claw Too Many

Posted on 09. Feb, 2007 by Jasper Sanchez.

In the vicious fight for survival that is the cougar hunt, some stalwart souls have been lucky enough to live to tell the tale – and bring back trophies strung around their necks as proof.
Unlike, say, a marlin or a great white, photographs rarely do the exploit justice. Size is only…tangentially important. The best trophies [...]

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Bourbon

Posted on 29. Jan, 2007 by John Roblinsky.

The DC faction of the HC crew rolled to Bourbon, a bar in Adams Morgan, on Friday night to get rowdy and celebrate a successful first week of HuntingCougar posts.  Adams Morgan is not the best place in the DC area for tracking cougars, but is a great place to get rowdy and be assholes.  [...]

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