The air up there

Posted on 20. Mar, 2007 by John Roblinsky.

High Altitude Training
Your average cougar can wear out a 20-something with little effort.  Even if it’s your back that’s slappin the granite/carpet/mattress, a cougar can make you feel like an out of shape bitch and it’s a feeling that we can’t stand.  It puts doubts in your head and breaks your game quicker than Gilbert [...]

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Juicin’ (Off the shelf edition)

Posted on 19. Mar, 2007 by John Roblinsky.

I’m not going to lie.  The weather was total shit last week in DC and we chose to take a week off. Usually bad weather makes for great hunting since the quails and pencil-necks stay indoors but cougars still need to feast. In honor of our rest we’re devoting this week’s topics to getting back [...]

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Dress To Impress: the Magic Item Theory

Posted on 12. Mar, 2007 by Oliver Van Peeples.

Listen Up, my Dear Fellow Coug-Crazy Men:
Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm!! We’ve all gotten that little voice in our head when we’re out in a nice lounge, sipping a manhattan, a glass of champagne, or even a RBV (if anyone asks, say it’s a GGG–a ginger grey goose.  I have no idea what that tastes like (shit?) but since [...]

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Performing to your peak potential

Posted on 06. Mar, 2007 by John Roblinsky.

I’m no scientist, but I know that stress at work, a long bike ride, and an all night cougar wranglin’ tire me out and mess with my performance the next day. I also know that sustained periods of doing these things can’t be cured by your daily four-pack of Red Bulls, and red eyes (cup [...]

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Cougar Hunter of the Week

Posted on 03. Mar, 2007 by Elias Boston.

The Cougar Hunter of the Week Honors goes to Christian Hakimian (38) all the way from Dortmund, Germany! His hellcat is the newly widowed socialite, Greta Schmidt (56) from Mannheim. The pair are seen at his gallery opening, which Christian explains is prime hunting grounds for cougars.
“The older women, they love art. All shapes and [...]

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Trinke Liebe. Trinke schnell.

Posted on 27. Feb, 2007 by Elias Boston.

Jaeger’s back with a brand neue jam.

There are times when sipping is right. A sweet glass of Pinot Noir to complement your beefsteak. Receiving Holy Communion from Father O’Pheelmeup. And then there are times when sipping will get you an ass-whipping faster than Marilyn Chambers in Babysitter 15: The Case of the Anal Abacus Beads. [...]

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Cougar Hunter of the Week

Posted on 23. Feb, 2007 by Elias Boston.

With the Academy Awards just two days away, we at HuntingCougar decided to feature a Cougar Hunter of the Week with a hollywood twist. By now we all know what constitutes a cougar and a hunter. But what happens when a badger and a cougar meet? Meet Royce Davidson from Chapel Hill, NC.
Royce (62) is [...]

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Cupping it with both hands

Posted on 20. Feb, 2007 by Elias Boston.

Turn heads and more with a custom chalice

Weed-brownies. Flunking midterms. Busting ass on the finals. Perky underclassmen love cones.  And the reason you lived another week, the college house party. The kind where everyone walks around the house with the same goddamned red SOLO cups. Then you see that one dude with the glass mug [...]

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Avoiding Amateur Night OR: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Bombastic

Posted on 19. Feb, 2007 by Oliver Van Peeples.

Good Day Good Sirs, Loyal Fans, and Visitors Alike:
Today we are going to cover a most critical topic: the Cougar’s nocturnal habitat. Even the most experienced hunter will come home empty handed if there are no cougars available for bagging. All the preparation you go through for the hunt – debonair duds, the dab of [...]

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