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Avoiding Amateur Night OR: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Bombastic

Posted on 19. Feb, 2007 by Oliver Van Peeples.

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Good Day Good Sirs, Loyal Fans, and Visitors Alike:
Today we are going to cover a most critical topic: the Cougar’s nocturnal habitat. Even the most experienced hunter will come home empty handed if there are no cougars available for bagging. All the preparation you go through for the hunt – debonair duds, the dab of [...]

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What To Do With a Cougar on Valentines Day

Posted on 14. Feb, 2007 by John Roblinsky.

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It’s V-Day and you want to show your old lady (pun! oh i’m good) a nice time today. You might have the day off, like many east coasters, and you’re just sitting at home stressing out about how to give your sophisticated lady a romantic day. Stress no more, take your cougar to the zoo!
According [...]

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Underwear

Posted on 08. Feb, 2007 by John Roblinsky.

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Part of blending in with a more sophisticated crowd is looking the part. Let’s say you’ve been lucky enough to attract a foxy cougy and you’re going back to her place. In the bar your clothes, conversation, and confidence have already been judged but now this cougar is going for your meat. You may only [...]

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Setting the Record Straight

Posted on 07. Feb, 2007 by Rocky McGuillicutty.

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Hunting Cougars is an art and something that should be done with great care because cougars are deadly predators. Only a young man with style, class, sophistication and large meat marbles can truly wear the badge of Hunter. In order to get close to a Cougar, one must have the utmost respect for her, her fellow [...]

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The Card Case

Posted on 06. Feb, 2007 by Oliver Van Peeples.

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Today I bring to you, at my own expense, a story that falls on the lighter side of the hunt!
This past Saturday night the gang and I stepped to Dupont Circle to see what was going down. Now, before going any further, a brief word about Saturday night, or “Amateur Night” as myself and many [...]

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STRAIT TO HER HEART: A sea-inspired recipe for crazy loving

Posted on 30. Jan, 2007 by Elias Boston.

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Anyone can go out and hunt a cougar. Sure, just strap on your Prada boots, spray on the cologne (sorry fellas, your Drakkar from 7th grade doesn’t count), trim the downstairs and you’re off to the races. But what does it take to close the deal—I mean make some serious headway with your newfound cougar?
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Bourbon

Posted on 29. Jan, 2007 by John Roblinsky.

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The DC faction of the HC crew rolled to Bourbon, a bar in Adams Morgan, on Friday night to get rowdy and celebrate a successful first week of HuntingCougar posts. Adams Morgan is not the best place in the DC area for tracking cougars, but is a great place to get rowdy and be assholes. [...]