Cracking the Group

Posted on 28. Sep, 2009 by Oliver Van Peeples.

Dear Purrr-seekers & Whisker Cleaners:
Everyone’s got a winning tool…you just need to figure out what yours is!
-HBO’s ‘Hung’
In this week’s lesson, I am going to teach you how to break into a group of cougars, and make off with (or make out with as the case may be) the one you want.  The procedure we [...]

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Better than a Bugle

Posted on 22. Sep, 2009 by John Roblinsky.

On any given Thursday thru Saturday night a few phone calls to the Favorites Lists can produce at least one other hunting bud.  If I want a bigger crew there needs to be a little more scheduling.  My crew of cougar hunters only need a couple days notice on average to get mentally prepared to [...]

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Stay Hydrated

Posted on 23. May, 2007 by Jasper Sanchez.

There’s nothing greater than getting wore out by an energetic cougar. But it’s important to stay hydrated. While we all know this—many of us keeping a bottle of water and a crystal decanter of scotch on the nightstand—a recent evening highlighted the importance of hydration not just for you, but for the cougar herself.
Out at [...]

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The air up there

Posted on 20. Mar, 2007 by John Roblinsky.

High Altitude Training
Your average cougar can wear out a 20-something with little effort.  Even if it’s your back that’s slappin the granite/carpet/mattress, a cougar can make you feel like an out of shape bitch and it’s a feeling that we can’t stand.  It puts doubts in your head and breaks your game quicker than Gilbert [...]

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Juicin’ (Off the shelf edition)

Posted on 19. Mar, 2007 by John Roblinsky.

I’m not going to lie.  The weather was total shit last week in DC and we chose to take a week off. Usually bad weather makes for great hunting since the quails and pencil-necks stay indoors but cougars still need to feast. In honor of our rest we’re devoting this week’s topics to getting back [...]

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Dress To Impress: the Magic Item Theory

Posted on 12. Mar, 2007 by Oliver Van Peeples.

Listen Up, my Dear Fellow Coug-Crazy Men:
Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm!! We’ve all gotten that little voice in our head when we’re out in a nice lounge, sipping a manhattan, a glass of champagne, or even a RBV (if anyone asks, say it’s a GGG–a ginger grey goose.  I have no idea what that tastes like (shit?) but since [...]

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Performing to your peak potential

Posted on 06. Mar, 2007 by John Roblinsky.

I’m no scientist, but I know that stress at work, a long bike ride, and an all night cougar wranglin’ tire me out and mess with my performance the next day. I also know that sustained periods of doing these things can’t be cured by your daily four-pack of Red Bulls, and red eyes (cup [...]

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Trinke Liebe. Trinke schnell.

Posted on 27. Feb, 2007 by Elias Boston.

Jaeger’s back with a brand neue jam.

There are times when sipping is right. A sweet glass of Pinot Noir to complement your beefsteak. Receiving Holy Communion from Father O’Pheelmeup. And then there are times when sipping will get you an ass-whipping faster than Marilyn Chambers in Babysitter 15: The Case of the Anal Abacus Beads. [...]

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Cupping it with both hands

Posted on 20. Feb, 2007 by Elias Boston.

Turn heads and more with a custom chalice

Weed-brownies. Flunking midterms. Busting ass on the finals. Perky underclassmen love cones.  And the reason you lived another week, the college house party. The kind where everyone walks around the house with the same goddamned red SOLO cups. Then you see that one dude with the glass mug [...]

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