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Cougar Hunter of the Week

Posted on 03. Oct, 2009 by Elias Boston.

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HOT FOR TEACHER
This week’s cougar hunter comes to us from the hallowed halls of an undisclosed high school in the great state of Indiana. First year English teacher Matt S. recently snagged himself not only a fine piece of cougar, but the very woman who taught him trigonometry. “If you told me back in 1995 [...]

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The Cougar Ready Guide: #1. Hold Tight

Posted on 02. Oct, 2009 by Elias Boston.

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Now that the summer has checked out lots of cougar hunters think it’s time to do the same. No more beach, no more reason to keep yourself in shape, right? Unfortunately, it’s this kind of attitude that will kill your chances of mounting your next pelt. Remember what a cougar stands for: living well, dressing [...]

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Cracking the Group

Posted on 28. Sep, 2009 by Oliver Van Peeples.

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Dear Purrr-seekers & Whisker Cleaners:
Everyone’s got a winning tool…you just need to figure out what yours is!
-HBO’s ‘Hung’
In this week’s lesson, I am going to teach you how to break into a group of cougars, and make off with (or make out with as the case may be) the one you want. The procedure we [...]

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Cougar Hunter of the Week

Posted on 25. Sep, 2009 by Elias Boston.

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What do you get when you cross a silver bager and a grey goose? To find out, I asked Franklin Barna, 57, and Eva Grubinskaya, 67, both from the Lower East Side. I caught up with them over drinks earlier this month for some insight into what it takes to make an older couple tick.
“From [...]

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Better than a Bugle

Posted on 22. Sep, 2009 by John Roblinsky.

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On any given Thursday thru Saturday night a few phone calls to the Favorites Lists can produce at least one other hunting bud. If I want a bigger crew there needs to be a little more scheduling. My crew of cougar hunters only need a couple days notice on average to get mentally prepared to [...]

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Shed the Mental Fat and the Rest Will Follow

Posted on 17. Sep, 2009 by Elias Boston.

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Just like a hunting cat must stay lean and mentally sharp to survive, so too must a 21st century man. And that means ridding yourself of mental fat. Say it with me. Mental fat. It’s that little voice in your head that tells you to pleasure yourself for the seventh time before lunch. Or to [...]

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Age Sweeps Youth, even the perfect 10

Posted on 01. Feb, 2008 by Oliver Van Peeples.

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Dear Cougar Hunters,
It is many and often time I am reminded why the cougar is the cat for me.
The flower that is youth is beautiful in its simplicity, its delicacy, its utter acknowledgment of life. I would say that a most recent experience of mine can vouch for this claim with complete sincerity. [...]

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Cougar Hunter of the Week

Posted on 25. May, 2007 by Elias Boston.

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It’s been a while since we’ve heard from a cougar hunter worth their salt. But hold the phone. Just in time for memorial day, US Marine Westin Ford of Dallas, TX has answered the call with his cougar Kathy. Fresh from his second tour in Operation Iraqi Freedom, this young Lance Corporal has gone from [...]

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Stay Hydrated

Posted on 23. May, 2007 by Jasper Sanchez.

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There’s nothing greater than getting wore out by an energetic cougar. But it’s important to stay hydrated. While we all know this—many of us keeping a bottle of water and a crystal decanter of scotch on the nightstand—a recent evening highlighted the importance of hydration not just for you, but for the cougar herself.
Out at [...]