Cougar Hunter of the Week

Posted on 03. Oct, 2009 by Elias Boston.

HOT FOR TEACHER
This week’s cougar hunter comes to us from the hallowed halls of an undisclosed high school in the great state of Indiana. First year English teacher Matt S. recently snagged himself not only a fine piece of cougar, but the very woman who taught him trigonometry. “If you told me back in 1995 [...]

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The Cougar Ready Guide: #1. Hold Tight

Posted on 02. Oct, 2009 by Elias Boston.

Now that the summer has checked out lots of cougar hunters think it’s time to do the same. No more beach, no more reason to keep yourself in shape, right? Unfortunately, it’s this kind of attitude that will kill your chances of mounting your next pelt. Remember what a cougar stands for: living well, dressing [...]

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Cougar Hunter of the Week

Posted on 25. Sep, 2009 by Elias Boston.

What do you get when you cross a silver bager and a grey goose? To find out, I asked Franklin Barna, 57, and Eva Grubinskaya, 67, both from the Lower East Side. I caught up with them over drinks earlier this month for some insight into what it takes to make an older couple tick.
“From [...]

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Shed the Mental Fat and the Rest Will Follow

Posted on 17. Sep, 2009 by Elias Boston.

Just like a hunting cat must stay lean and mentally sharp to survive, so too must a 21st century man. And that means ridding yourself of mental fat. Say it with me. Mental fat. It’s that little voice in your head that tells you to pleasure yourself for the seventh time before lunch. Or to [...]

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Cougar Hunter of the Week

Posted on 25. May, 2007 by Elias Boston.

It’s been a while since we’ve heard from a cougar hunter worth their salt. But hold the phone. Just in time for memorial day, US Marine Westin Ford of Dallas, TX has answered the call with his cougar Kathy. Fresh from his second tour in Operation Iraqi Freedom, this young Lance Corporal has gone from [...]

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Cougar Hunter of the Week

Posted on 03. Mar, 2007 by Elias Boston.

The Cougar Hunter of the Week Honors goes to Christian Hakimian (38) all the way from Dortmund, Germany! His hellcat is the newly widowed socialite, Greta Schmidt (56) from Mannheim. The pair are seen at his gallery opening, which Christian explains is prime hunting grounds for cougars.
“The older women, they love art. All shapes and [...]

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Trinke Liebe. Trinke schnell.

Posted on 27. Feb, 2007 by Elias Boston.

Jaeger’s back with a brand neue jam.

There are times when sipping is right. A sweet glass of Pinot Noir to complement your beefsteak. Receiving Holy Communion from Father O’Pheelmeup. And then there are times when sipping will get you an ass-whipping faster than Marilyn Chambers in Babysitter 15: The Case of the Anal Abacus Beads. [...]

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Cougar Hunter of the Week

Posted on 23. Feb, 2007 by Elias Boston.

With the Academy Awards just two days away, we at HuntingCougar decided to feature a Cougar Hunter of the Week with a hollywood twist. By now we all know what constitutes a cougar and a hunter. But what happens when a badger and a cougar meet? Meet Royce Davidson from Chapel Hill, NC.
Royce (62) is [...]

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Cupping it with both hands

Posted on 20. Feb, 2007 by Elias Boston.

Turn heads and more with a custom chalice

Weed-brownies. Flunking midterms. Busting ass on the finals. Perky underclassmen love cones.  And the reason you lived another week, the college house party. The kind where everyone walks around the house with the same goddamned red SOLO cups. Then you see that one dude with the glass mug [...]

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