John Roblinsky | Hunting Cougar

The air up there

Posted on 20. Mar, 2007 by John Roblinsky.

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High Altitude Training
Your average cougar can wear out a 20-something with little effort. Even if it’s your back that’s slappin the granite/carpet/mattress, a cougar can make you feel like an out of shape bitch and it’s a feeling that we can’t stand. It puts doubts in your head and breaks your game quicker than Gilbert [...]

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Juicin’ (Off the shelf edition)

Posted on 19. Mar, 2007 by John Roblinsky.

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I’m not going to lie. The weather was total shit last week in DC and we chose to take a week off. Usually bad weather makes for great hunting since the quails and pencil-necks stay indoors but cougars still need to feast. In honor of our rest we’re devoting this week’s topics to getting back [...]

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Performing to your peak potential

Posted on 06. Mar, 2007 by John Roblinsky.

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I’m no scientist, but I know that stress at work, a long bike ride, and an all night cougar wranglin’ tire me out and mess with my performance the next day. I also know that sustained periods of doing these things can’t be cured by your daily four-pack of Red Bulls, and red eyes (cup [...]

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Conference Cougar

Posted on 05. Mar, 2007 by John Roblinsky.

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Your average convention or conference is the perfect place to meet people with similar interests. At first thought you might assume that this would be the perfect place to also find a cougar. It’s a professional setting, you already have a common ground to start a conversation, and usually there are free drinks. Shit, there [...]

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When you can’t find a Cougar

Posted on 01. Mar, 2007 by John Roblinsky.

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Let’s say you’re out trollin for cougars—or any woman—but you come up short. Even your boys here at HC admit that it happens to all of us much more than we like. You had high hopes for the night, especially after reading the Bible, but no cougars pounced. You even tried playin a wolf and [...]

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What To Do With a Cougar on Valentines Day

Posted on 14. Feb, 2007 by John Roblinsky.

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It’s V-Day and you want to show your old lady (pun! oh i’m good) a nice time today. You might have the day off, like many east coasters, and you’re just sitting at home stressing out about how to give your sophisticated lady a romantic day. Stress no more, take your cougar to the zoo!
According [...]

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Valentines Day

Posted on 14. Feb, 2007 by John Roblinsky.

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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY HUNTERS!
Valentines Day: A prime holiday for hittin up the bar and finding true cougar love.
For many it’s a romantic day filled with chocolates, flowers, wine, and baby-talk voices. And for an equal number it’s about chocolates, tissues, binge drinking and unsafe sex with strangers.
You’re covered if you find yourself in the first [...]

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Crazy Water Takes 'Being Crunked' to a New Level

Posted on 12. Feb, 2007 by John Roblinsky.

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“Crazy Water” is a simple drink that goes by many names: Fight Juice. Ecto Wrecker. Garden Jam. Fountain of Youth. Wibble Wobble. ‘Nocerous Nectar.
The ingredients are simple and a quick googling reveals that there are other daring souls out there who have tried the same concoction. Crazy Water is an excellent drink for Saturday [...]

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Underwear

Posted on 08. Feb, 2007 by John Roblinsky.

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Part of blending in with a more sophisticated crowd is looking the part. Let’s say you’ve been lucky enough to attract a foxy cougy and you’re going back to her place. In the bar your clothes, conversation, and confidence have already been judged but now this cougar is going for your meat. You may only [...]