Oliver Van Peeples | Hunting Cougar

Cracking the Group

Posted on 28. Sep, 2009 by Oliver Van Peeples.

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Dear Purrr-seekers & Whisker Cleaners:
Everyone’s got a winning tool…you just need to figure out what yours is!
-HBO’s ‘Hung’
In this week’s lesson, I am going to teach you how to break into a group of cougars, and make off with (or make out with as the case may be) the one you want. The procedure we [...]

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Bethesda Fatties, DC Bitches & The State of the Sexes, 2009

Posted on 11. Sep, 2009 by Oliver Van Peeples.

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To my dear fellow big cat taggers:
I am going to break stride with the usual beat of my beloved huntingcougar.com, and for once take some time to rant and rave rather than extol the virtues of the opposite sex. I do hope you enjoy the occasional bit of random anger, in the spirit of George [...]

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Recession-Proof Cougar Hunting

Posted on 03. Jun, 2009 by Oliver Van Peeples.

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Dear Fellow Cougar Hunters,
Just when you thought it was safe to return to your local cherry-oak-walled wine-bar (the one at the Four Seasons with the grand piano) – Wham! a recession hits. The crowd has thinned and so has your wallet, and the cougars have dialed back from aggressive to docile…to downright timid. What’s the [...]

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Age Sweeps Youth, even the perfect 10

Posted on 01. Feb, 2008 by Oliver Van Peeples.

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Dear Cougar Hunters,
It is many and often time I am reminded why the cougar is the cat for me.
The flower that is youth is beautiful in its simplicity, its delicacy, its utter acknowledgment of life. I would say that a most recent experience of mine can vouch for this claim with complete sincerity. [...]

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Dress To Impress: the Magic Item Theory

Posted on 12. Mar, 2007 by Oliver Van Peeples.

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Listen Up, my Dear Fellow Coug-Crazy Men:
Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm!! We’ve all gotten that little voice in our head when we’re out in a nice lounge, sipping a manhattan, a glass of champagne, or even a RBV (if anyone asks, say it’s a GGG–a ginger grey goose. I have no idea what that tastes like (shit?) but since [...]

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Avoiding Amateur Night OR: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Bombastic

Posted on 19. Feb, 2007 by Oliver Van Peeples.

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Good Day Good Sirs, Loyal Fans, and Visitors Alike:
Today we are going to cover a most critical topic: the Cougar’s nocturnal habitat. Even the most experienced hunter will come home empty handed if there are no cougars available for bagging. All the preparation you go through for the hunt – debonair duds, the dab of [...]

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The Card Case

Posted on 06. Feb, 2007 by Oliver Van Peeples.

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Today I bring to you, at my own expense, a story that falls on the lighter side of the hunt!
This past Saturday night the gang and I stepped to Dupont Circle to see what was going down. Now, before going any further, a brief word about Saturday night, or “Amateur Night” as myself and many [...]

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Cougar Hunting for Gentlemen 101 “The Bible” – Part 2

Posted on 30. Jan, 2007 by Oliver Van Peeples.

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If you missed it: PART 1
PART 2: The last chapters you need for hunting cougar:
Ch. 4 PLEASING THE COUGAR
The most wonderful part about pursuing a Cougar is that you already admire her for her beauty, elegance, and experience, and for being at the top of her game. Thus, letting her know this should [...]

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The Cougar vs The MILF

Posted on 30. Jan, 2007 by Oliver Van Peeples.

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[Editor Note: Welcome Oliver Van Peeples, who went from commenter to post-maker; look forward to wild posts from this hunter.]
I would like to solicit the board’s opinion on the resolution of a topic that has come up a number of times since inception. I was at a party this past Saturday night, and a friendly [...]