Cougar Hunter of the Week

Posted on 03. Oct, 2009 by Elias Boston in Cougar Hunters

HOT FOR TEACHER

This week’s cougar hunter comes to us from the hallowed halls of an undisclosed high school in the great state of Indiana. First year English teacher Matt S. recently snagged himself not only a fine piece of cougar, but the very woman who taught him trigonometry. “If you told me back in 1995 that today I’d be nailing my precal teacher I would’ve shit a brick,” Matt explains. “Back then I couldn’t comprehend dating anything older than 16. Nowadays that shit don’t fly anymore.”

According to Matt, 26, the initial pickup was about as smooth as silk. “The first day of new teacher orientation I walked up right behind Merle and put my hands over her eyes. A split second later I said ‘guess who!’” Matt continues, “She smacked me hard! Then she said I was out of line and how that’s no way for a teacher to behave.”

Did Matt’s slip-up hurt his chances of slipping-in? “Well, I fucked her the next day,” he says as a devilish grin creeps across his face. Class dismissed.

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