Cougar Hunter of the Week

Posted on 25. Sep, 2009 by Elias Boston in Cougar Hunters

What do you get when you cross a silver bager and a grey goose? To find out, I asked Franklin Barna, 57, and Eva Grubinskaya, 67, both from the Lower East Side. I caught up with them over drinks earlier this month for some insight into what it takes to make an older couple tick.

“From the second I saw her making dumplings, I knew I had to say something,” Barna explains. “Any girl who can mold a ball like that is a-okay in my book.” What happened next is a mating ritual that has been going on since the dawn of time. “I approached Eva and told her I wanted a to-go order, but she doesn’t really speak English too good,” Barna laughs, “So I tugged gently on her arm and tugged till she got the idea.” The radiant couple has been inseparable since July and is looking to keep their run going strong.

“Key to good relations with us is to make passion and fire every night,” reasons Grubinskaya. “No such thing as dirty and painful…if he has desire to put somewhere or something I am, how you say, all game.” A healthy sex life aside, this couple wants HuntingCougar readers and the world at large to know that age gets better with age.

“I love me some cougar, don’t get me wrong on that one,” Barna starts, “But a grey goose? Goddamn if that isn’t tasty like you don’t even know.” You heard it here first, 60 is the new 40. So get your goose on. And take a gander.

Tags: 60s, chotw, grey goose, hunter, old, silver badger