Cougar Hunter of the Week

Posted on 25. May, 2007 by Elias Boston in Cougar Hunters

It’s been a while since we’ve heard from a cougar hunter worth their salt. But hold the phone. Just in time for memorial day, US Marine Westin Ford of Dallas, TX has answered the call with his cougar Kathy. Fresh from his second tour in Operation Iraqi Freedom, this young Lance Corporal has gone from one trench to another. This one, he explains, “Is the kind of crevasse you can only find between two black thigh-highs.”

Okay, so how does a kid barely out of high school wrangle a hellcat in her early 40s? It’s simple Westin explains.

“In the corp we run ten miles a day in the desert sun. So to really satisfy me and my johnson I need a real nymph. And it’s something I’m not ashamed to admit. Sometimes we go two, three, four times before bed.”

Westin’s approach was unconventional, but in love and war, Sun Tzu reminds us that the element of surprise is often the deciding factor.
“I followed Kathy right into the ladies room (at Dave and Buster’s) and pretty much had her right there.”

Westin and Kathy have been going strong since March. When asked to point out the greatest thing about dating a cougar, Westin offered this reponse.

“It’s nice to wake up with wood in the middle of the night. But it’s even better when the lady next to you know’s how the hell to tame it.”

Tags: chotw, Marines, Texas