Cougar Hunter of the Week

Posted on 03. Mar, 2007 by Elias Boston in Cougar Hunters

The Cougar Hunter of the Week Honors goes to Christian Hakimian (38) all the way from Dortmund, Germany! His hellcat is the newly widowed socialite, Greta Schmidt (56) from Mannheim. The pair are seen at his gallery opening, which Christian explains is prime hunting grounds for cougars.

“The older women, they love art. All shapes and sizes. Cubism, surreal, art house scheiss, the nine.”

Being a critically acclaimed painter doesn’t hurt Christian’s game one bit.

“I can’t think back to a lonely night since I sprouted on top of my geschmeckel.”

His keys to the kingdom are simple. “Always stand out. Wear a suit to a football game or a pulli (pullover tracksuit) to beer garden. Women NEED TO SEE YOU FROM FAR FAR AWAY. And for scheiss-sake, wear a clean lederhosen.”

“You’re an artist, nicht wahr? Live out loud, and you shall have your kitten. Or cougar. Pussy is a pussy, my opa would always remind me.”

Thanks for your advice Christian. But our readers want to know, what’s with the throatee?

Cougar got your tongue?

Tags: art, chotw, germany