Cupping it with both hands

Posted on 20. Feb, 2007 by Elias Boston in Hunting Aides

Turn heads and more with a custom chalice

Weed-brownies. Flunking midterms. Busting ass on the finals. Perky underclassmen love cones. And the reason you lived another week, the college house party. The kind where everyone walks around the house with the same goddamned red SOLO cups. Then you see that one dude with the glass mug surrounded by all the hot girls. From that point on you learned an important lesson.

PRESENT TENSE. Now fast forward that shit about 5-10 years (depending on your major or any drug problems) and think about your local scene. Appletini Tuesdays. Woo-Woo Wednesdays. Cosmo Fridays. You’re doing your part–suited up in your soy briefs, Paper denims, a slick shirt from Tommy Bahama. You’re straight-razor-shaven and you even splashed on some Drakkar fucking Noir for good measure. And what’s your reward? Some wide-ass martini glass you’re so worried about spilling you’re breaking eye contact every other second during your cougar-baiting session.

THE TIP FOR YOUR TIP. Do yourselves a favor and act like you belong. When you’re out on the town or at a house party bring a chalice. Think Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade. The final scene with all them cups. Make sure you choose poorly, because ain’t nobody trying to talk to some fool sipping from a wooden cup. Bring a mug made from a precious metal and you’ll fit in any situation. And love it or hate it, you’ll get more eye contact than a leper on a nude colony. But in a good way.

FOOLPROOF. AND DROOLPROOF. Bartenders will sweat you because it’s one less glass to wash and you’ll be amazed how many free drinks you’ll get. Scan the room and be ready to pick up on cougar scent. They LOVE men of taste. When you’re packing a jeweled chalice, it’s like a silver bullet on the Wolfman. It get’s em every time.

UNDER THE RADAR. The usual rules of engagement apply. Check your breath, listen to her heart and turn on your deep-dicking eye-penetrating gaze. It’s still the same game, but the scales are tipped in your favor. If you’re out in the woods hunting, you wanna be the one holding a slingshot or dude with the sniper rifle?

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