Valentines Day

Posted on 14. Feb, 2007 by John Roblinsky in Special Messages

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY HUNTERS!

Valentines Day: A prime holiday for hittin up the bar and finding true cougar love.

For many it’s a romantic day filled with chocolates, flowers, wine, and baby-talk voices.  And for an equal number it’s about chocolates, tissues, binge drinking and unsafe sex with strangers.

You’re covered if you find yourself in the first category.

If you’re in the second category: get a rubber.

If you are uncategorized: get a rubber and hit the bar.  Put on your best depressed face and mingle with the other singles.  Tonight is the superbowl of love so don’t be caught with your pants up.

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