Underwear

Posted on 08. Feb, 2007 by John Roblinsky in Hunting Aides

Part of blending in with a more sophisticated crowd is looking the part.  Let’s say you’ve been lucky enough to attract a foxy cougy and you’re going back to her place.  In the bar your clothes, conversation, and confidence have already been judged but now this cougar is going for your meat.  You may only have your boxers exposed for a few seconds before they’re ripped off, but during that brief (pun in your face) moment you do NOT want to be caught in an old ripped banana hammock.  A younger woman will ignore your sheath beneath, but a discerning middle aged lady will kick your ghetto ass to the curb.

Here are a couple tips for picking the right pubic cubical:

Avoid underwear with a brand name around the waist. While hard to escape, make the effort to find underwear with little to no branding on them.  While nothing says ride me like Jockey printed across your junk, if you’re not sponsored by them ditch the billboard.

Wear the right undies for your pants. Packing a pair of boxers into your brand new jeans is uncomfortable and will bunch up around your legs.  Also there’s no reason to wear tight ass briefs with slacks.

Present your pouch. While boxers are the most comfortable, you definitely need a few pairs of form fitting boxer briefs to accentuate your manliness like a modern cod piece.  First impressions!

Show your sensitive side by wearing briefs made from eco-friendly materials like organic cotton, soy, or bamboo fiber.  No joke, soy and bamboo fiber feels like silk and breaths like cotton.

Personally I just updated my collection with 2xist underwear.  I forgot how expensive underwear is, even for the cheap stuff.  2xist is at the higher end in price, but I found their fabrics, cuts, and outward appearance to be the most pleasing.  They have just a little label at the top and the soy ones (pictured) feel amazing.

When a coug sees you in some of these she’ll know she made the right choice.

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